March 5, 2009

WEBSITES

Amber: http://foreveryoungdancers.com/

Marina: http://www.nocussing.com/ 

Emily: http://farmersonly.com/

Ted: http://www.pantalaine.com/dress.html

Jordan: http://www.yatzer.com/1551_bedside_lamp_with_dildo_by_matteo_cibic

Ehole: (Apparently there is a naked topless granny blingee on the comments thread but I couldn’t find it…Either way yous should have some fun making blingees. I know SaKe will.) http://blingee.com

VIDEOS

Cory:

Paul: http://tinyurl.com/bj2cxm

Drooshy:

Paul: (Warning – Xtra porny, but best soundtrack ever) http://tinyurl.com/bzah28

SaKe:

John: (Cakefarts, meatloaf style. Yup, there’s catsup. SICK.) http://www.cakefarts.com/meatloaf/

PHOTOS

Drooshy: (Sweedish tweens. Prolly got fashion tips from Staten Island.)

 

Ally: (Photo used on a blog post that talks about the health & beauty benefits of carrots. hmm. They never address the photo: http://thebeautybrains.com/2009/02/23/should-you-say-yes-to-carrots/)

Carrotcrotch

Scott: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Ehole: 

USER GENERATED:

Yana: Ok so this last weekend I was fucking some guy on his rooftop in Bushwick, but it got real cold. So we decided to finish up in the stairwell, when this frumpy neighbor busted us. Of course we said sorry and got outta there ASAP. However, this wench got XTRA PISSED and decided to type this note out (ALL CAPS) and print five copies of it and post it all over the apartment hallway. I kept a copy specifically for Link Challenge (and of course, my refrigerator):

TO THE STUPID IDIOTS I CAUGHT FUCKING IN THE STAIRWELL:

I KNOW YOU’RE YOUNG AND DUMBER THAN A PILE OF MONKEY SHIT. I KNOW YOU’RE FROM BUMFUCK, NOWHERE. BUT HERE’S A LESSON FOR SOMEONE WHO’S LIVED HERE FOR 30+ YEARS…..

A) DON’T FUCK WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS (Hmm, we weren’t really fucking with her, per se.)
B) DON’T FUCK IN THE HALLWAY WHEN YOU HAVE AN APARTMENT 2 FLOORS DOWN (Ok, she might have a point here.)
C) THIS IS FUCKING BROOKLYN DUMBASS, THERE AREA SICK FUCKS ALL AROUND. BE GLAD I WASN’T A PERSON WHO HAPPENED TO GE T INTO THE BUILDING OR COMING FROM THE ROOF WHO WOULD HAVE LOVED TO COME ACROSS THE TWO OF YOU DUMB PIECES OF SHIT WITH YOUR HIPSTER PANTS AROUND YOUR SKINNY ANKLES. (Did she call me skinny? I might love her.)
D) THINK DUMMY.

THAT IS ALL. AND IT’S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO JUST MAKE BELIVE THIS NEVER HAPPENED. I HAVE LIVED IN THIS BUILDING FOR ALMOST 7 YEARS AND YOU ARE THE TWO DUMBEST PEOPLE I HAVE SEEN YET. CONGRATS.

Ehole: (A blingee she made for her best friend’s cat. When it’s animated, the hip hop dancers are totes awes.) 

 
Marina: (Here are two emails Marina got at work this week.)

Marina,

The deadline for award nomination is March 6th. I did however not receive your nomination form. I have attached a word document version and would recommend you complete it and email it back to me. I apologize for the incontinence. And thank you.

Best, 
 
THEN… 2 minutes later….

Hey Marina,

I apologize. I meant to say inconvenience.