Pretty sure I want to be on the internet a lot

Posted in Uncategorized on November 19, 2009 by pseudonympho

WEBSITES

SaKe: (sounds like an lgbt rights group, but no, it’s a beastiality animal true love rights group)  http://www.equalityforall.net/en/

Mford: http://www.dailydiapers.com/content/index.html

Amber: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8352729.stm

Yana: http://www.passionofagoddess.com/

Fogg: From the annals of good ideas gone horribly, horribly, wrong, comes this seriously misguided attempt at a domestic violence awareness campaign.  As hatched by a Danish advocacy group, the “Hit The Bitch” website allows you (or someone like you), in the guise a meaty male hand, to beat the crap out of a woman.  And, for the sake of convenience, to simulate the beating, you can use either your mouse or your webcam.

Yana: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1226443/Worlds-smallest-mother-risk-giving-birth-time.html

SaKe: (Worst dyke tees ever) http://www.cafepress.com/dyketees.27885734 and http://www.cafepress.com/dyketees/6476249

VIDS

pjk:

Amber:


Jrich:
http://www.blip.tv/file/2755130

Little Y:


Fogg:

&


I Forgot Who:
Just so you non-Utahns know, ALL mormon girls look just like this:


PIX

Little Y: FUCKED science fair project:


Little Y:


1) Dick Cheney’s mouth 2) They ‘Eye of Sauron’ 3)Jabba-The-Hutt’s grotesque mouth 4) A lemon 5) The knot in a tree trunk 6) What would a vag list be without a Georgia O’Keefe painting 7) Some rock and moss     8 ) One of those hideous ‘bugs’ from ‘Starship Troopers’ 9) Another Georgia O’Keefe painting because we are getting desperate 10)The forehead of Jason Alexander’s alien in his ‘Star Trek’ guest appearance…

Dynamic Web Intertia

Posted in Uncategorized on November 5, 2009 by pseudonympho

WEBSITES

Phil: http://amish-online-dating.com/

Jrich: http://hotmormonmuffins.com

Ryley: http://www.dogging-info.com/ and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_%28sexual_slang%29

Ehole: (Her last entry before she goes to The Gambia for two years. I’ll miss you!) http://www.thegirlofmydreams.co.uk/

Phil: http://www.sr.se/P1/src/sing/index.htm?key=I43BZXG0#

Drooshy: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/22/7-awesome-examples-of-unn_n_330321.html?slidenumber=5#slide_image


PIX

Mford:

bookstore


VIDS

Mford:

Cory: (The best thing to happen to black/white relations ever)

Kara:

Mokk: (Complete with xx and xy counterparts)

and:


USER GENERATED

Yana: This actually comes to me from a friend. He writes:

“I don’t know why I started a correspondence with Kari Farrell. I think she’s a terrible person who’s fucked over many people that I know personally and I firmly believe in the just-ignore-her-and-she’ll-go-away camp.

But she’s also such a trainwreck that I just can’t stop looking. So, when some Website published her prison address, I felt a little compelled to write her. Of course, I wasn’t going to put a lot of thought into the letter, so I have this blank Mad Libs template that I use to send to people who like to get physical mail. Well, she filled it out and sent it back, with a mad libs of her own.

Some of her answers are predictably crude and a tad baited (like she’s playing in to her media persona), but they’re pretty funny nonetheless. I considered not sharing this with anybody and upholding my integrity by not giving anymore credence to this awful human being, but after being rejected for work by Trader Joe’s and my neighborhood Henry’s (knock-off Trader Joe’s), fuck integrity.”

(The Mad Libs he sent is at the bottom doc in the pdf, her responses are the first two pages). Click here to read.

Grow up, America (just kidding, don’t)

Posted in Uncategorized on October 20, 2009 by pseudonympho

WEBSITES

yans: http://myprops.org/viewimage/?i=1037701_1037800%2F7Mdh7j6L&n=1&g=%2Fcontent%2FRidiculous-M4M-Craigslist-Ads%2F&c=%2Fchannels%2FFunny-Stuff%2F

emmy: http://www.bumwine.com/

pjk: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/19/7-sites-you-should-be-was_n_325857.html?slidenumber=0

mokk: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

droosh: http://cupcakesforlife.org/ideas.html

sake: http://www.regretsy.com/

yans: http://www.ohmygoditburns.com/index.php?p=4

mford: http://www.wholesomewear.com/

VIDS

ted:

pjk: http://video2.xtube.com/watch_video.php?v_user_id=RoxinaRubber&idx=7&v=9ss4t-S634-&cl=nnUza-S634-&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=&preview_flag=

Amber:


PIX

Droosh: (This ad came up as a sponsor of http://www.accessmylibrary.com/)

CJU

Yans:

alienbeaterupper

I think it’s a bit past our one-year anniversary (non-monogs issue)

Posted in Uncategorized on October 6, 2009 by pseudonympho

WEBSITES

Sake: http://www.zazzle.com/menage_zone/find/qs-threesome

Emmy: (Official Coug club in San Fran) http://mrsrobinsonsf.com

Jame: (For your user generated next week, I wanna see your prayer submissions) http://www.marccheney.com/prayer.php

Ehole: http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com/

Sake: (poor fucks. read some of these, then feel awesome about your sluttiness) http://www.boards.themarriagebed.com/index.php

VIDS

Ted:

PIX

Yana: (Polygamy brand jeans)

polygjeanz

This week’s internet presents:

Posted in Uncategorized on September 25, 2009 by pseudonympho

WEBSITES

Scott: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Cory: http://www.youtube.com/user/AlexKovas

Yana: http://jezebel.com/5359828/new-german-sex-dolls-go-scifi-scary and http://first-androids.de/

Yana: http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/

VIDS

Ryley & Yana:

Drooshy:

Ryley:


Ryley: The Nigerian film industry produces 25,000 films a year most with
budgets under $10k. Most are unwatchable but a crazy christian pastor
is cranking out some great pieces of art.

Watch the trailer for one of them:

PIX

Yana:

USER GENERATED

Yana & Sake: This is one of the best (serious) Craigslist ads we ever wrote. YES WE WERE SERIOUS. And we didn’t get a single reply! Apparently no one understood that all we wanted is for two transguys to buy us dinner and fuck us. Simple. Or maybe there aren’t enough transguys with jobs to buy us dinner because of the patriarchy. Either way, this was one of the highlights of last fall.

chezshea

Today is MONDAY, the 31st of August

Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2009 by pseudonympho

This issue happens to be a bit clown and cute-animal themed. Probs clown cause I was fucking this clown off of clist for awhile (who has since moved to teach clown college). I have no idea about how the pets got here.

WEBSITES
Yana: http://www.buffo.com/index.shtml

Terry Wriggles: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1208913/The-poodles-transformed-pandas-horses-snails-creative-grooming-dog-shows.html

Ehole: http://bacolicio.us/ and http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/546/index.html

Jrich: http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

Jordan: http://justinelai.com/

Jrich: http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=4573

Foggy R: http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/page/1

VIDS
Phil:

pjk: http://video2.xtube.com/watch.php?v_user_id=BlastSwitch&idx=5&v=cOCLn-G429-&cl=qnGk8-G429-&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=&preview_flag=

PIX

Yana:

brbie

USER GENERATED:

Yana: So I posted a clist ad looking for a place to live. This comes out of an email I got today. (I guess it serves me right for having the words queer and vegetarian in my post)

We met back at Sarah Lawrence College. We’re two down-to earth, fun loving, mature and responsible women of color. We are definitely earth loving, tree hugging, vegetarian folks…we’re also into Goddess Mythologies, Matriarchal Herstory, Divine Feminine Spirituality and spiritual feminism…www.goddesherstory.org Oh yea we can teach you Chandra Namaskar and Chandra Bhedana (lunar yoga and breathing meditations).”

Fuck I’m unlazy today, the day being 8.18.09

Posted in Uncategorized on August 18, 2009 by pseudonympho

Sorry for the hiatus, loyal fans. Let’s see if I can remember how this works…

WEBSITES

Marina: http://www.poopreport.com/

Ryrey: http://www.engrish.com

VIDS

Yana: (autotuned news and autotuned baby bc i love tpain so much)

Jame:

Ryley:

Yana:

Yana:

Yana:

Brad Neely is the fucking MAN. Watch BabyCakes Diary #1 & 2


PICS

Yana:

datatraditions

May 5, 2009

Posted in Uncategorized on May 5, 2009 by pseudonympho

WEBSITES

Ehole: http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm

Betsy: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jesus-The-Christ/61155215751?ref=nf

Emmy: http://www.meatcards.com/ 

Ehole: http://www.neatorama.com/2009/04/28/swine-flu-bacons-revenge/

EVERYONE sent me this: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Amber: https://www.cuchini.com/


VIDEOS

Ehole:

Betsy: 

 

Yana:

 

PIX

Ryley: 

caramel-ball1
 

USER GENERATED

Yana:  So some friends and I got drunk and were walking down the street to go get drunker.  We turned the corner around my house and right in front of my bodega (where 3 weeks ago there was a machete attack) and this guy propositioned us with his HUGEFUCKINTONGUE. Actually, this pic doesn’t even really do it justice (it wasn’t all the way out). Love Brooklyn.

 

toungeatmachete

April 20, 2009

Posted in Uncategorized on April 21, 2009 by pseudonympho

WEBSITES

Emmy: http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Security-Check-Point/dp/B0002CYTL2

Andrew: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jism_(film)

Amber: http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/

Betsy: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jesus-The-Christ/61155215751?ref=nf

Jordan:  http://craftastrophe.net/2009/04/meet-johnson-nsfw/

and http://craftastrophe.net/2009/02/this-message-has-been-approved-by-beyonce-knowles/

VIDEO

Scott:

Ted: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=262_1239080504

SK: Baby Bon Qui Qui 


 

PJK: http://video2.xtube.com/watch.php?v_user_id=riffhole&idx=6&v=PrD9A_G328_&cl=7fuZu_G328_&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=&preview_flag=

PIX:

Drooshy’s porn:

miningman
Drooshy: (FYI these pix are taken by the official photographer for Columbia University. Totes awes.)

http://www.anthonyliguorijr.com/PhotoGallary1.html 

Yana: http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/

Yana: http://awkwardboners.com/

April 9, 2009

Posted in Uncategorized on April 10, 2009 by pseudonympho

WEBSITES

Yana: (road head)
http://www.sextoysex.com/prod_info.php?a=sextoyspro&pnum=DJ0607-01

David: (make sure volume is turned up) 
http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

Amber: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22149195

David: http://highdeas.com/

SaKe: http://www.yelp.com/events/new-york-snuggie-pub-crawl

 
VIDEOS

David:  Baby Mop 

 

PJK: http://tinyurl.com/deukcw

Kara: Believe in Kara’s Cats  (Where Kara got her inspiration: Believe in SeaWorld)

Ehole:

  

David:

Emmy: 


PIX:

David: http://godzillabukkake.com/ 

Ehole: http://www.beautifulcervix.com/cervix-photo-galleries/

David:

bacontitz

Yana: (In NYC, rich people with dogs practice “doga“)

doga

Cory:

vag-gown

David:

turdmurd

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